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trashiiplant · 11 days ago

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I enjoy him

#trashier art #cult of the lamb #cotl kallamar #kallamar #cult of the lamb kallamar #bishop kallamar #cotl #cult of the lamb fanart #idk what to tag this uhhh #squid #calamari #I want to kiss this stupid thing #am I ashamed? yes kinda #my sona

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estrellium · 1 year ago

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This tiktok was so incredibly aster core I had to redraw it

#h.heyyyyy um niche fandom moment #nu carnival #ive been fixating hard on this game fellas its Bad. dont look through the tag for my sake plea #minors PLEASEEE dont look through the tag #anyways my bad for the lazy username i could Not think of somethign funny #morvay and aster kissed after this (real)#asters twink death form fit this more than his original. also i just wanted to draw it #i hate this stupid game its so SILLY #this wont be my last nucani drawing i fear. my bad followers who only followed me for one thing

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b0nelessdoodles · 7 months ago

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i keep thinking im gonna like actually finish these but that ain't happening so have some gay people

#cookie run #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #espresso cookie #madeleine cookie #shadowvanilla #vanilla milkshake #espresseleine #creme university au #shoutout to the little rp snippet being one of the first things i actually drew for this au #i just never thought to post it oops #happened right after espresso learned madeleine liked him and they started... dating?#they aren't dating cause espresso is complicated and i'm gonna throw him down a flight of stairs about it #espresso you idiot you are head over heals for this stupid blonde jock just tell him you love him already aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa #and then there is shadowvanilla who confessed and got married in the same interaction its what they deserve #these doodles of them are from before that #when pv still thought sm wasn't in love with him despite all the evidence against that #pv you wanted to kiss sm so bad it made you look stupid #sm just looked cringe cause he was NOT SUBTLE about it #also shoutout to shadowvanilla not being the main ship of the au AND YET HERE I AM DRAWING THEM THE MOST #shadow milk is just way too much fun to draw tbh #once i draw the others more its game over for my silly ass

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lloydfrontera · 2 months ago

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ok so you know how in china 'cut sleeve' was used as an euphemism for homosexuality. that but in lorasia they use 'lullaby singer'. or 'angel fighter'. lately 'knightly escort' is making the rounds. there's a lot of euphemisms for gay people actually.

#i talk a lot <3 #tged #llojavi #this is so stupid but i think they deserve it (affectionate/derogatory)#eternally intrigued by how socially accepted queer people are in canon.#there's no outright evidence there's a ban on it or any prejudice #but there's also zero (0) gay people around so like. is that proof in and of itself??#wait no i forgot #berkis' mom was very accepting of the idea of rakiel and damian being a thing #she was just judging the timing of rakiel's request to help him touch damian #but again. canonically dragons are polyamorous so how much of it is dragons being like That and society being generally accepting.#do i actually want bk moon to address this topic. probably not but otherwise i will forever wonder.#that being said. if he writes a gay character and it's not his protagonist finally kissing with tongue the man he has a deeply homoerotic #relationship with and for who he has risked absolutely everything for.... i might commit murder. so. tread with caution my man.

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stonathandreamer · 25 days ago

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When a weirdo who lives in a warehouse in Illinois starts to stick his nose into your life and then mocks how "we like Steve," your brain, for some reason, starts thinking, "Yeah, we do like Steve." You think about Steve's voluptuously gorgeous hair, how cute he looks when scared, like a frightened Golden Retriever puppy, how nice it felt when you were on top of him during that fight in the alleyway, but how much nicer it was when Steve was on top of you, how Steve came back to save you from an interdimensional demon, how nice it felt when you grabbed his hand when said internacional demon barged into your living room, and he even gave you a new camera for Christmas, and—

Steve version

#And then all of a sudden the “I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority” morphs into “I REALLY want to kiss his stupid face now.”#stranger things #stonathan #jonathan byers #steve harrington #jonathan byers x steve harrington #steve harrington x jonathan byers #charlie heaton

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cerealbishh · 7 months ago

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"We get to, this season, explore their chemistry and their real love and their intimacy. So we get to have a glimpse into that world that just feels so pure and beautiful and romantic! And then, sort of navigating those other circumstances once they're out in the world, dealing with real... challenges." - Isa in an interview with The Knockturnal(x)

#outer range s2 #outer range s2 spoilers #maria olivares #rhett abbott #isabel arraiza #lewis pullman #there was an article that said that maria and rhett may screw royal over? i say they should go for it! /hj #rhett x maria #i know the last gif is blurry but trust me she was holding his arm and i just thought that was adorable #i might add a lew quote if he ever gets asked about outer range s2 in an interview smh(i'm begging someone to ask him more about it!)...#the biggest fucking grin on her face whenever they kiss #her smile and him smiling back at her before the forehead kiss is EVERYTHING to me #also her little smile as he kisses the side of her head like she knows he's doing his best but knows that it's unlikely that he's leaving..#truly if it gives isa and lew more screen time i'm all for it!#i say all this but i still want a spin-off of them just on a roadtrip #i am convinced that he kisses her just because he thinks she's being really cute #i kinda had a feeling that was maria in the trailer doing something to rhett in the trailer(iykyk) and my heart still fell into my stomach #i'm not including any dream/nightmare sequences because as far as we know they can't see the future... right?#do i sound stupid and biased? maybe... please don't judge me #she's hungry but her heart aches to stay... will the flesh have its way in s3? will she be ... ''already gone'' a la eurydice in hadestown?#tw: food?#will forever be sad they didn't get a dance :(#the way he makes her giggle and smile before kissing her in the car? PLEASE #maybe leaving is her way of fixing things for the both of them so he doesn't have to choose between her and his family?#and so he doesn't have to feel guilt for holding her back every time he looks at her... but girlie have a proper conversation PLS

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pyrosomatic-metamorphosis · 1 year ago

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STILL thinking about that confrontation from earlier. fucking. "what's up kidnapper" and forever not believing bad (and bad lying directly to his face) and then when forever tried to hug him Bad Stepped Back. and then later tonight when bad got lassoed by tubbo and bagi, bad called to forever for help first. and bad showing forever a fake cell and forever telling him that this isn't how they get dapper back and the "you can kidnap me" and bad telling bagi that he's going to keep checking on the appreciation room because forever told him too and. they care about each other SO MUCH but they trust each other SO LITTLE. can anyone hear me look at them. look at them. they've been so dysfunctional but now they're finding something closer to an equilibrium. how long will that last. they've tried and they've failed to kill each other. holding these cubes so fucking gently and then i am putting them in a glass jar and shaking it violently.

#qsmp #4halo #qsmp shipping #their dynamic as a platonic thing makes me crazy too but i've decided to just fully embrace my shipping side #i normally dont ship anyone but there is a DEARTH of my fave 4halo shipping vibes so sure lets go silly lets go crazy #these cubes are gay and they want to kiss so bad it makes them look stupid etc etc etc #but more seriously. look at them #it's dysfunctional in the way that most of bad's close relationships are dysfunctional #but while foolish just sort of vibes with the torments forever goes out of his way to Get Bad Back #bad LIVES for that shit he's getting so much enrichment

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sparklingchim · 6 months ago

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#can i yap for a moment #im extremely sleepy but im feeling very upset and mad and confused #also lowkey questioning whether me feeling all that is justified or if i am overreacting #anyway #made out w a boy tonight #and he wanted to go to his place #and i was like no i wanna stay and dance with my girlies #and he gets upset??#asking why i'd kiss him if i don't wanna hook up and i said i just wanna have fun?#made me feel so stupid #that anger in me led to a little fight with another boy (who was unfortunately very cute) and i just wanted to punch him #i just hate when boys think they're so superior #so i argued with this stupid but hot man #until an ex? friend shows up and he was pretty drunk just yapping about things #anyway he basically told me he'd like to rekindle our friendship #but not in a heyy haven't talked in so long let's meet up again #it was in a heyy let's hang out again got a new big car and moved out of my parent's house 😋#which gave me the ick bc that's why we aren't friends anymore and i told him no multiple times #and got sad bc he was one of my closest friends #anyway and then we left the party #this guy pulls me aside the parking lot #and i was so embarrassed bc there were so many people and they were all looking and i could already see people gossiping about it #and i just wanted to die #and then he just CONFESSES??#gives me flowers and all which is saur saur cute #but i legit have zero feelings for him </3 #and have commitment issues and have never been in a relationship and don't wanna be in one #actually grosses me out thinking about relationships </3 #the confession was so random and i kinda lost another friendship? even tho i wouldn't rlly consider him a friend we just share sum classes #but yeah boys are so stupid and confusing and i dunno how and why i get myself into these situations :') m sorry just needed to rant </3

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teddybeartoji · 16 days ago

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL BOY I LOVE YOU SOOOOSOSOOO SO FUCKING MUCH<33333333333333

#i'm glued to him #he's getting kissed so fucking stupid #like so stupid #he'll be babbling like a baby after i'm done with him #WAHHHHHHHHH HE MEANS SO MUCH TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #i'm so bad with words when it comes to stuff like this though it's ridiculous😭😭😭😭😭#i can't really put it into words i guess #my love for him #even when i'm not talking about him #he's on my mind #ALWAYS!!!!!!!!#he has a very very special place in my heart i will never let him go i fear #i wish i could hold him i wish i could show him how much he means to me #wish i could show him how loved he is #would you believe me if i said i just teared up . let's ignore that #anyway #happy birthday satoru<3333333333333 #i don't have anything special for you i'm the worst boygirlfriend ever i'm sorry #i really wanted to finish the prince!gojo thing today actually but i forgot i have a family thing so hhhhhhhhhhh #if it goes well and of it goes by fast then maybe i can still do it!!!!!!!!!!#anyway 2x #i love you i love you i love you #<333333333333333333333 #mayor of loserville

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lovelyrotter · 7 months ago

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can we all remember to just say 'oh no thank you, i dont like that kind of food' but apply that logic and rules to shipping and letting other people ship again

#my t #dirkhal #yes im tagging this because thats what this is about #i see the start of another stupid fucking morality-based ship war in this tag and im not here for it #dirkhal is historically considered stridercest #using stridercest as an umbrella term #it doesnt mean the -cest part has to mean incest if you dont want it to. it can absolutely mean selfcest #davedavesprite is also concidered stridercest but its much more in line with dirkhal in that its selfcest. see the logic?#but like #can yall be fucking nice to your neighbours weve been here for a long time and havent been hurting anyone #if you can come to terms with the thought of dirkhal with hal/AR CANONICALLY being a brain clone of a 13y/o dirk #when we have no actual solid evidence to prove that he ages like dirk does in his physical body #then you can learn to share a fucking tag. because nothing in stridercest mirrors actual irl criminal or harmful activity #because its playing with dolls. we're all playing with our barbies and ponies here #and the problem with all of us trying to play w/ our barbies and ponies is that some very scared people see other ppl enjoying making ponie #kiss and they start screaming and trying to take all of our toys away when they dont actually have a monopoly on any of these toys. we shar #we share. that is what we do in fandom. theres an infinite amount of ways to interpret dirkhal #if you dont apply this logic to fans who enjoy things like game of thrones then dont do it here #take a step back and breath. we're all being normal. youre being a bad guest. please learn to share again. youre not being hurt #having a reaction to art is not actually Being Hurt

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benbamboozled · 1 year ago

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ENHANCE!

GAY.

Source is Red Hood: Outlaw #41, and you won’t find Red Hood: Outlaw #1-25 anywhere, because the series started with #26. Inexplicably, DC decided to keep the numbering from RHatO: Rebirth, despite giving the series a new fucking name. Just in case you’re ever on the DC Infinite app scrolling through comics and wondering how you missed 25 issues of a Red Hood-centric series. Not that I have experience there. I hate everything.

#Jason Todd #Artemis of Bana-Mighdall #comic panels #how did the most Mandatory Comphet dude give us the gayest line?#(I do not under any circumstances gotta hand it to him.)#That Thing Where Dirtbag Het Dudes Try To Make Characters So Het That They End Up Gay.#reverse reacharound comphet #when will someone be brave enough to tell us about all the not-girls that Jason has kissed???#(I actually like Jaytemis but in that ‘two people who care about each other a stupid amount and like fucking when they meet up but don’t…#…want to be TOGETHER’ way.)

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gayofthefae · 3 months ago

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If anyone makes the argument in season 5 that Byler won't happen (bc they don't want it to) because Will has gotten over Mike so he doesn't reciprocate his feelings anymore, I will laugh my fucking ass off.

#i'm entertained now just thinking about it bc i can totally see jt #NO BUT THE TWO BOYS WON'T KISS SEE BECAUSE IT'S A ROMANTIC TRAGEDY ABOUT BAD TIMING #NO- NO- WILL GOT OVER MIKE BECAUSE IT'S BEEN SO LONG SO MIKE HAS FEELINGS FOR HIM NOW BUT WILL DOESN'T ANYMORE #MAYBE HE LIKES *ANY RANDOM* BOY INSTEAD OR MAYBE HE WILL WE DON'T KNOW #(this is about the homophobes not the milkvans ftr)#but it's the fact that i can totally see it and read the desperation for queer people not to be hapoy #as many queer people as you want fine but they are required to be miserable #'vickie dies and will gets over mike s5' like the vividness with which i can picture this argument #just speaks to how stupid the arguments are now #stranger things #byler

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scarefox · 2 months ago

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Always a bit annoying when managers, MCs & co jump in between QL actors attempting to kiss outside of a drama.

You can not dare TutorYim to kiss and then panic when they just do that without hesitation 😔

My boos, it's fine. You don't need to artificially make them kisses rare, we still would watch their dramas even if they kiss every week on social media. (it's old footage but my point still stands)

#things that annoy me about the thai bl industry #you gotta stop being such chickens when actors actually wanna do the things you want them to tease #(and I know kisses is something they try to sell and therefor can't show for free... but that's stupid)#tutoryim #tutor koraphat #yim pharinyakorn

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sometimeswritingsometimesdying · 2 months ago

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i've had a vision of aiden and black magic by little mix and now i'm knee deep in a modern magic au where aiden sells cheesy love potions by being hot (it's a scam)